Conservative Cabal

If Bush is a “lame duck” president at the end of his term, what will we get to call Obama at the end of his term? An asthmatic squirrel? A deaf pigeon? An arthritic butterfly?  

We need to decide on this right away, so we can continue the Kumbaya-singing and hand-holding that the libs keep whining about wanting. I’ll be happy to hold hands with an arthritic butterfly any day.